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Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

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When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

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Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.