Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

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Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

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What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.