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Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

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What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

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What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!