Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

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What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

Where do bees go on their day off?

To the wax museum.

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What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans