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Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

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What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

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Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders?

He was a little... Possesive

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.