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What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.