What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

Because it's 92.96 million miles away.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

How many cats?

One.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!