What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

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What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog