What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)