What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.