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How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

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What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

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When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.