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How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

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What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

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How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.