How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

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What's a poker player's favorite sitcom?

Full House.

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!