How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

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How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.