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How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

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What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.