How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

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What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

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What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!