How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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What do wives and shingles have in common?

If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.