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How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

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Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

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How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.