Shingle Jokes

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

Shingle Jokes

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

What do wives and shingles have in common?

Why do strippers hate roofers?

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

What disease did the house have?

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