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How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

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What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a Pikachu across the street.

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Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.