How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

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How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

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What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!