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How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

M Jokes More M Jokes

What is an emo's favorite note?

G...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!