How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

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What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat...

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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in?

He was not an archdevil.