How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

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Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

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What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles