How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

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Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

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What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!