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How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

How do you get Pikachu on to a boat?

You Pokémon

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!