How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

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Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!