Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

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Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

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Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

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Take me to your breeder!

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A leek.

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Row, Row, Row Your Boat...

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Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.