Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
A bit of a shock really!
I'm wringing wet.
Because she hasn't got arms!
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.
Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.
Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.
Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.
