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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Where is the water main?

So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Scuba Diver Jokes More Scuba Diver Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.