Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?

Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.