Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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A good vacuum cleaner!

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The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C