How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

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What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

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What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.