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How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

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Why did the crazed Packers fan throw out all of Aaron Rodgers's forks?

They were too Cutler-y.

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

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What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

What is an astronaut's favorite meal?

Launch

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What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat