How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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What is an astronaut's favorite meal?

Launch

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cicero. Cicero who?

Cicero the boat ashore!