How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

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What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead