Launch Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

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What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

What is an astronaut's favorite meal?

Launch

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

How does NASA prepare for an organized event?

They planet!

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game.

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

Product Jokes More Product Jokes

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

Scud Jokes More Scud Jokes

Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

Both are offensive and inaccurate.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.