Nasa Jokes

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

How does NASA prepare for an organized event?

They planet!

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

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How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?

NASA.

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

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They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny

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All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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Prepare to get RIDD of your intron.

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

What do you call a fist fight at noon?

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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