They planet.
Because they couldn't get 7up
NASA first called it Albert
So he could go to Otter Space.
They Planet.
You're a day late and a dolla short!
One's constantly preparing for lunch.
They planet!
Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.
NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard
Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.
Because the stakes would be too high.
They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny
They planet
Nothing, it was on Mars
Need Another Seven Astronauts
NASA.
NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there
Rocket Farts.
Because it had their Curiosity.
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
Tsar-Chasm
He had no body to go with!
Chick to chick!
68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.
The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.
He was snowed in.
You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.
It's Christmas, Eve.
Fry-day
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.
Falafel and hummus.
Your ex.
I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.