They planet.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they couldn't get 7up
It don't need cleaning!
Nasa first called it Albert
So he could go to Otter Space.
They Planet.
You're a day late and a dolla short!
They're doing research on black holes.
One's constantly preparing for lunch.
They planet!
Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard
Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.
Because the stakes would be too high.
They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny
They planet
Nothing, it was on Mars
Need Another Seven Astronauts
NASA.
NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there
Rocket Farts.
Because it had their Curiosity.
I just need some space.
Lays, because they are full of air.
Planet
You guys have no life!
You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)
He knows a lot about black holes
Your ex.
He was Snowden.
He was Edward Snowed-In.
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too?... Tell them no one found it yet.
Throw a flashbang into the room.
Because the subject is still to immature.
I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.
You only need a nail to hang a painting.
