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How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

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Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong?

A "coup d'isaster".

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.