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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

Michael Phelps Jokes More Michael Phelps Jokes

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

Teammate Jokes More Teammate Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

Phelp Jokes More Phelp Jokes

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.