Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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How does Moses prepare his coffee?

Hebrews it.

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.