Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

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Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

How does NASA prepare for an organized event?

They planet!

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.