Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

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What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.