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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Michael Phelps Jokes More Michael Phelps Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps make a good boyfriend?

He is a good breast-stroker.

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

Teammate Jokes More Teammate Jokes

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Phelp Jokes More Phelp Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.