Teammate Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

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Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

Phelp Jokes More Phelp Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.