Teammate Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

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Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

Level Jokes More Level Jokes

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

Discus

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola?

A parabola.

What's black and sits at the top of stairs?

A paraplegic after a house fire.

Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.