Teammate Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

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Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What does IRE-1 say to XBP1 mRNA?

Prepare to get RIDD of your intron.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

Medale Jokes More Medale Jokes

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.