Phelp Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

Michael Phelps Jokes More Michael Phelps Jokes

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

How does NASA prepare for an organized event?

They planet!

Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Men Jokes More Men Jokes

What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Lochte Jokes More Lochte Jokes

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.