Lochte Jokes

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Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

Teammate Jokes More Teammate Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Medale Jokes More Medale Jokes

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Ryan Lochte Jokes More Ryan Lochte Jokes

What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes

What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

Ryan Locht-up

Loose Jokes More Loose Jokes

What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.