And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!
Phelps.
This did not go swimmingly at all
More than likely you won't see any stars.
I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.
Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today
They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.
Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."
He was always drinking on the job
A small medium at large.
They lived harpily ever after!
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
GoldiLochtes
She has it bronzed.
The girl necks door.
You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
