Lochte Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

You might also enjoy:

Medale Jokes More Medale Jokes

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Gold Medal Jokes More Gold Medal Jokes

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent?

Arya Stark?

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....