Lochte Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

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Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Dancing Star Jokes More Dancing Star Jokes

What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common?

More than likely you won't see any stars.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the Olympic Games?

To be put out.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people