Medale Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

Michael Phelps Jokes More Michael Phelps Jokes

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Silver Medal Jokes More Silver Medal Jokes

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.