Medale Jokes

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

Why are most runners single?

At best they're ASICS.

Men Jokes More Men Jokes

What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders