Medale Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

What will the presidential candidate for the next election choose as his/her campaign motto?

Make America good again.

Jumper Jokes More Jumper Jokes

What did the policeman say to the jumper?

Pullover

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk