And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!
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I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
A submarine, obviously.
The A-Men
In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.
If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
Because he took the stairs.
Not being
Walking
It doesn't matter.
They end up in a custardy battle.
He won't ever give you *Up*.
Carl gets shot in the face.
The South Will Rise Again
USA
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
He went to the second-hand shop.