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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Why are most runners single?

At best they're ASICS.

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.