Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Why are most runners single?

At best they're ASICS.

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What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer.

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Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.