Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

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What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.