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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Why are most runners single?

At best they're ASICS.

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.