I () can't () understand () your accent ().
WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes
Because they called it garbage.
WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.
He just took it in stride
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..
I'm in a cent.
Two cents
Common sense
An unclejoke
He could never hit his kids.
Because the trees break wind.
So they know where to stop shaving.
Put him in the front.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Nostril-damus. &nbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.
Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system
In the croakroom!
