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Criticize Jokes

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I () can't () understand () your accent ().

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What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

Because deep down they are really nice.

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Rate Jokes More Rate Jokes

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

Critic Jokes More Critic Jokes

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.