Because he doesn't like being followed.
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I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!
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WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes
WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.
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Google maps.
He just took it in stride
It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.
He likes to go... bearfoot!
He wanted to go bear foot.
Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)
With a search party.
They're mostly Dum Dums.
Because he only had followers. Not friends.