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Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

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How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

Bear Foot Jokes More Bear Foot Jokes

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.