When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!

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Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons