When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!