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When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

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Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...