When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

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Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone?

He was part of doctors without boarders.

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!