When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

It's terminal.

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.