When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head