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When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

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What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!