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When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

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What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.