Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.