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Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!