Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.