Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you call a man with just a nose?

No body nose man. Hue hue hue.

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.