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Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.