Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks