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Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What type of monster really loves dance music?

The boogieman.

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.