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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

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What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

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What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.