What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.