What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

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Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.