What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.