What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

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What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!