What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

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What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

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What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.