What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

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Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

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What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.