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What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

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What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

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Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.