What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

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What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

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What type of monster really loves dance music?

The boogieman.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.