What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.