Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

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Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.