Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

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Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

What phone networks do Jedi's use?

Yodafone

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What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!