Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What do jedi hate the most?

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.