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Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

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How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.