Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

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What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

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What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?