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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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How many Republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.