What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

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What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!