What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happens to you at Christmas?

Yule be happy!

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

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When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

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Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!