What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

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How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

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What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.