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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

Because he only came once a year

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What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh