Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it.

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What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

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How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.