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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

Where Are You Going?

Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.