Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh