So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it.
There's really no sure way to know.
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank
17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.
Because umbrellas can't walk.
Cause they carry pistils.
The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.
Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.
Because they couldn't get a gig.