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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

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How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener