What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

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What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.