What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

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What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

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What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!