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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener