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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

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Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

What else can we think about?

Insomnia

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Wurst Jokes More Wurst Jokes

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.