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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Who's there! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who?

Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter!

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Wurst Jokes More Wurst Jokes

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

Critic Jokes More Critic Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents