April Sale - 20% Off

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

Previous Random Joke Next
Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say bra in German?

Dashud sthapem from flappen

How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Wurst Jokes More Wurst Jokes

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

Critic Jokes More Critic Jokes

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents