What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper

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What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

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How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

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What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents