What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

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What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor. Nothing too dark.

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What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

What is the German word for Constipation?

Farfrompoopen.

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What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

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Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents