Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

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What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.

Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

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What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree?

A Country

What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise?

A country.

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What is the national vegetable of Germany?

What is the national vegetable of Germany?

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.