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Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

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How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What did one computer say to the other?

Error 404 joke not found.

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.