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Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

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Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)