Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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What did one computer say to the other?

Error 404 joke not found.

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

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Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.