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Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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Why was the computer tired when he got home?

Because he had a hard drive!

Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.

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How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry