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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!