Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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What happened to Kim Jong?

He was ill.

What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

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What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

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How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!