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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

How many Republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!