Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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It Hertz.

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Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.