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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.