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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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What do you call a Russian tree?

Dimitree

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

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Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

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A Li-ion battery.

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What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

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Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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Why was the peanut so salty?

Because it got R O A S T E D

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Soviet Russia Jokes More Soviet Russia Jokes

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.