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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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What is a hipster Russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Torture Jokes More Torture Jokes

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why was the peanut so salty?

Because it got R O A S T E D

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

Cold War Jokes More Cold War Jokes

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

Soviet Russia Jokes More Soviet Russia Jokes

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.