Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do you call an internet cafe in Russia?

A cyberian cafe.

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

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Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was "a salted."

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen