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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate?

By reading street signs.

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What is owned by you but mostly... What is owned by you but mostly used by others?

Your name! -

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

Torture Jokes More Torture Jokes

What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

Cold War Jokes More Cold War Jokes

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Soviet Russia Jokes More Soviet Russia Jokes

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.