Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Antagony
Because he was a cagey bee agent.
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.
Not this.
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)
Stop using Chex as a weapon!
Neither of them can be used as functional tables.
JSON
Whole Foods
Yankee poodle!
There are poodles everywhere!
When it gets a handle on life.
He ran out of little boys
None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
They were afraid of Stalin.
Putinesca
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)