What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

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What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.