What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

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How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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Sir, she came in with you!

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You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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Kraut funding

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One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a...

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What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

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