What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"