What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

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Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

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What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"