What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

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What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here