What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.