Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

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What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey