Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her?

You drop it on her twice.

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

Everything's $100.

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What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea.

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

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Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!