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Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

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What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea.

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey