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Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

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What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

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Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!