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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

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What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit?

Rite Aid

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What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.