What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

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What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?

Because they have electric 'eels!

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

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What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas