What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas