Metallica Jokes

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.