Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?

Because they have electric 'eels!

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?

Because they have electric 'eels!