Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?

Because they have electric 'eels!

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?

Because they have electric 'eels!

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!