Grocery Store Jokes

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt.

Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

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