Too Bad, I'm not telling you!
It is when the blind try to read your face
It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh
Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
Because they're campers.
Seeing your ex.
A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.
Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong
Because baggers can't be choosers,