What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

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How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

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Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt.

Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong