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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

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Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

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What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.