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What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.