Shaking hands.
They have to use TWO hands.
We do.
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
A ham-stir
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
Getting hit by Rice
At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.
