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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

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Who's there! Aladdin! Aladdin who?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.