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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

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What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.

Who's there! Aladdin! Aladdin who?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

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Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.