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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

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Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

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What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

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Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.

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Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.