What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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What does an Arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.