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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

Performance Jokes More Performance Jokes

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Polaroid Jokes More Polaroid Jokes

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

Enhance Jokes More Enhance Jokes

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.