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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

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What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?

His waddle bottle.

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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Polaroid Jokes More Polaroid Jokes

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids