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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

Performance Jokes More Performance Jokes

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

Polaroid Jokes More Polaroid Jokes

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

Enhance Jokes More Enhance Jokes

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.