What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

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What makes you so sure?

N"He is a penguin."

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

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What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.