What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

What does an Arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

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What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids