Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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Why did the polynomial tree fall over?

It didn't have any real roots

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with.

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How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.