Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.