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Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you say to a dangerously cheesy chicken?

Stay out of parms way.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.