Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep?

He was **narco**leptic.

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How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue?

They climate.

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.