Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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Half a centipede.

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He felt his presents.

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He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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She calls the flying squad!

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Because they see sharp.

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table