Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

What do you feel like having?

Nothing.

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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Why do witches have stiff joints?

They get broomatism!

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Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table