Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

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Because he was feeling blue

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He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

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What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

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What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.