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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why can't R2D2 walk?

Because he has MS-DOS

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Snooker Table Jokes More Snooker Table Jokes

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.